Four Tet: 0181

​Rather than tell you why this totally out-the-blue album comprised of material from between 1997-2001 is great, here is a list of things which are better than waking up to discover a new album from Four Tet:

1. Having a monkey butler/bartender
2. Steak & Blowjob Day
3. Getting offered a lift by Jay-Z (helicopter)
4. Beating Kobe at Horse
5. Lil B retweet
6. Flying carpet
7. Playboy pool party invite
8. Being Garfield
9. Smoking a zoot with Snoop
10. Telepathy

Still, this album is really good.